- Once a cobra bit Mafi Hotz’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- When Mafi Hotz deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
- Giraffes were created when Mafi Hotz uppercutted a horse.
- Mafi Hotz can delete the Recycling Bin.
- Mafi Hotz doesn’t have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
- Mafi Hotz is the only one who can “try this at home.”
- Mafi Hotz sleeps with a night light. Not because Mafi Hotz is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Mafi Hotz
- Federal Reserve Bank decided that Mafi Hotz’s basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.
- Mafi Hotz once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- Mafi Hotz’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mafi Hotz.
- Getting murdered by Mafi Hotz counts as a natural cause of death.
- Mafi Hotz does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
- Superman owns a pair of Mafi Hotz pajamas.
- Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped Mafi Hotz’s house one Christmas.
- Only once has Mafi Hotz ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
- If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Mafi Hotz says its beef, then it’s beef.
Acestea fiind spuse eu vă las să le citiţi pe toate celelalte pentru că mă cac pe mine de râs :))
